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sharnacious:

Last week was a great week for my favourite TIFF film, Sightseers. Not only did it have it’s big premiere in the UK, but it was also announced in the Spotlight program at Sundance 2013. I immediately grabbed my giant novelty pencil to start writing notes of excitement. Well, I would have done that if I had a giant novelty pencil. (Note to self: still need to take trip to Cumberland Pencil Museum.) 
If you haven’t watched the trailer yet, you’re in luck. Because I’m going to make it incredibly easy for you by imbedding it in this post. Gosh, I know—I’m so great, right? 

Maybe you’re thinking you’d like to take a jolly romp through the English countryside with Nick, Tina, and Poppy. You’re probably also wishing you had some erotic knit panties as well. Because don’t we all. Unfortunately I can’t really help out with the former, as they are fictional characters and it is not possible to have a jolly romp through the English countryside with fictional characters. But I’ve scoured the Internet (read: spent five minutes on Google) for the best of the best in Erotic Knit Underthings. 
And here we go:

SALE Hand knitted and crocheted burgundy original panties, g strings. They will help to create your new appearance. 
The answer to your new appearance is here ladies. And it’s on sale. I mean SALE. It also appears to be a little bit furry, which is all the rage in the erotic knit underthings world these days. You’d better snatch up this one-of-a-kind piece before it’s gone. 

Naughty Panties by Pretty Offensive (mature)
Whoa, what do these panties say on them? I have no idea. Pushy? Pucky? Pully? It could be anything really. But actually it’s “pussy”. And if you were thinking it doesn’t get much classier than that, this seller also makes a bra-top that says “tits” on it. 

Knitting is Awesome Purple Hipster Panties KNITTING PATTERN
Perhaps the word “pussy” isn’t exactly what you want splayed across your lady bits. I’d suggest going with these AWESOME knit panties. This is just a pattern, so you have to actually, you know, knit these yourself. According to her website, if you wear these panties, you’ll make a lot of phone calls to your boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, in them. 

Crochet Bikini Bra Panties Shorts Swimsuits Patterns Book Magazine Duplet Issue 3
There’s a lot of words going on up there, but I think the gist of it is that if you get this, the BEST RUSSIAN CROCHETING MAGAZINE EVER, you will immediately turn into a smoking hot Russian model. And the only thing better than a smoking hot Russian model is a smoking hot Russian model in a crochet swimsuit, is what I always say. 
And if all of that wasn’t enough erotic knit-ness for you, here’s a video featuring some erotic crochet underthings. Make sure to turn up the volume to really experience the sexy, sultry, tunes. Oooo yeah. 

sharnacious:

Last week was a great week for my favourite TIFF film, Sightseers. Not only did it have it’s big premiere in the UK, but it was also announced in the Spotlight program at Sundance 2013. I immediately grabbed my giant novelty pencil to start writing notes of excitement. Well, I would have done that if I had a giant novelty pencil. (Note to self: still need to take trip to Cumberland Pencil Museum.) 

If you haven’t watched the trailer yet, you’re in luck. Because I’m going to make it incredibly easy for you by imbedding it in this post. Gosh, I know—I’m so great, right? 

Maybe you’re thinking you’d like to take a jolly romp through the English countryside with Nick, Tina, and Poppy. You’re probably also wishing you had some erotic knit panties as well. Because don’t we all. Unfortunately I can’t really help out with the former, as they are fictional characters and it is not possible to have a jolly romp through the English countryside with fictional characters. But I’ve scoured the Internet (read: spent five minutes on Google) for the best of the best in Erotic Knit Underthings. 

And here we go:

SALE Hand knitted and crocheted burgundy original panties, g strings. They will help to create your new appearance. 

The answer to your new appearance is here ladies. And it’s on sale. I mean SALE. It also appears to be a little bit furry, which is all the rage in the erotic knit underthings world these days. You’d better snatch up this one-of-a-kind piece before it’s gone. 

Naughty Panties by Pretty Offensive (mature)

Whoa, what do these panties say on them? I have no idea. Pushy? Pucky? Pully? It could be anything really. But actually it’s “pussy”. And if you were thinking it doesn’t get much classier than that, this seller also makes a bra-top that says “tits” on it. 

Knitting is Awesome Purple Hipster Panties KNITTING PATTERN

Perhaps the word “pussy” isn’t exactly what you want splayed across your lady bits. I’d suggest going with these AWESOME knit panties. This is just a pattern, so you have to actually, you know, knit these yourself. According to her website, if you wear these panties, you’ll make a lot of phone calls to your boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, in them. 

Crochet Bikini Bra Panties Shorts Swimsuits Patterns Book Magazine Duplet Issue 3

There’s a lot of words going on up there, but I think the gist of it is that if you get this, the BEST RUSSIAN CROCHETING MAGAZINE EVER, you will immediately turn into a smoking hot Russian model. And the only thing better than a smoking hot Russian model is a smoking hot Russian model in a crochet swimsuit, is what I always say. 

And if all of that wasn’t enough erotic knit-ness for you, here’s a video featuring some erotic crochet underthings. Make sure to turn up the volume to really experience the sexy, sultry, tunes. Oooo yeah.